I don't mean to blow my own trumpet but, I'm pretty damn inecredible

I don't mean to blow my own trumpet but, I'm pretty damn incredible, how the hell  I have I managed this?
I'm like a real life superwoman, there is literally nothing I cannot do, I am bullet proof, I am titanium

Once this is all over I've told filo we are getting remarried, we'll have a blessing in our local church, I want to tell the whole world how much I love my man. He's very excited about this of course, he loves being centre of attention! Yes we'll have a big party and I'll put my wedding dress back on. Everyone will be invited, it'll be a great day, the kids all playing in the garden that's where we have got to get to.